Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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