you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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