love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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