Sry I called you an 8
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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