Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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