so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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