Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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