So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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