Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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