i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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