I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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