epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
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