I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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