why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
