it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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