You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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