I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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