And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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