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All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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