Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I cut my penus on the lid.
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He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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