Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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