I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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