My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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