and you said cock pushups were impossible
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Dicks are not precious.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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