I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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