Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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