I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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