While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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