eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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