Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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