This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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