Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Randomize
