i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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