All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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