its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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