He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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