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His pubic hair was longer than his dick
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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