i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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