Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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