made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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