The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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