I'm lost and stupid without you.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
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it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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