All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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