we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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