She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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