when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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