I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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