I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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