She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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