The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He has the fingertips of a God
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