This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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