Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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