my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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