You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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