That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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