HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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