sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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