why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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