I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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