Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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