That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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